Feathers rain down around a singed and smoldering Foghorn Leghorn who is staring at the remains of an explosive ear of corn. At his feet is a box of corn, each ear looking suspiciously like a grenade, while behind him Dawg is laughing hard and pointing. A sign next to the box of corn reads "FREE CORN! (Especially for loudmouthed Roosters.) Help Yourself!"
Dawg's ears, and the top his head, should be brown rather than white. Also, if those are grenades they are very strange ones since they seem to have fuses that would need to be lit.
Foghorn is up to his tricks at Dawg's expense again. While Dawg is fuming after an explosive gag, noise from the hen house gets Foghorn's attention. The hens are arguing over what television program to watch, with Miss Prissy insisting on watching the lotto drawing. A good thing, too, as her numbers are announced, with four million dollars behind them.
His heart on the money, Foghorn immediately sets about courting Prissy, but so does Chauncey von Chantileer, another rooster who has just arrived. The two roosters are about to slug it out when Prissy gets an idea: settle the dispute by a series of athletic contests.
The contests start off with a pitchfork throw, which Foghorn wins by a trick that backfires after a fashion. Next is a hay hurdle, which Foghorn loses despite his trickery. The last event is to be a barn raising, but it's pointed out that they have no building permit. Every offered alternative event is rejected. Finally, the roosters start into the brawl that the contest was supposed to avoid. This display settles it for Prissy. She decides she will wed the one true gentleman: Dawg!
Just as the pair are about to be pronounced Dog and Hen, a rat representative from the lottery commission shows up. An inspection of Prissy's ticket reveals that it was misread and she is not the winner. Dawg takes off and is pursued by Prissy, much to the amusement of the roosters.
Bugs doesn't arrive at a carrot convention, again having taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque. So he starts for home and runs into a blocked tunnel with a warning that tells of a mirror dimension where things look the same but are in fact opposite of normal. Disregarding the warning as nonsense, Bugs burrows around the obstruction.
After a decided dizzy spell Bugs emerges to find animal rights activist Elmer Fudd hunting nature scenes with a camera. Next he sees a well armed Tweety chasing Sylvester. A walk through the city reveals an adored Pepe le Pew in an ad and headlines of President Yosemite Sam promoting world peace. Porky Pig running a school of proper diction is reason for a doubletake and when Marvin arrives as a goodwill ambassador, the rabbit realizes the warning was right.
Bugs knows what he has to do: leave. Alas he trips over a slow Gonzales and meets officer Daffy Duck. Worse, he finds he's at the top of the most wanted list. When Bugs escapes Daffy he ends up at, well, his place where he meets Foghorn and Petunia who are part of his gang. He's not out of it yet as the other Bugs arrives. A bit of classic verbal trickery buys our Bugs enough time to escape again.
After a ride in Taz's well kept taxi and more burrowing, Bugs arrives back in the normal world. Everything seems well enough for a moment. Then Bugs finds he was followed...
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Last updated 13 December 2003