Taz's question refers to the milk ads that ask "Got milk?"With the yellow sky in the background, Taz is chasing a panicked Daffy, who has already lost some tailfeathers. Taz asks, "Got duck?"
Taz's question refers to the milk ads that ask "Got milk?"
Bursting into a saloon, Dripalong Daffy boasts that any outlaws should just give up. When he shows who, and what, he is, he gets clobbered and sent sailing out of the saloon. While Daffy lectures his deputy on the toughness of the saloon customers, Taz escapes from a passing train. Taz wreaks havoc in the saloon, even sending the most notorious outlaw Two Patch Patterson flying.
Daffy enters the saloon again, announcing that the law should handle any problems. Taz swallows the duck's badge, then the duck, at least until Porky effects a rescue. Incensed, Dripalong tries roping and succeeds, sort of. While he has the Tasmanian Devil roped, it's Taz who is in control. Deciding to fight fire with fire, Daffy become a Tasmanian Duck, lifting a stagecoach to smash down on Taz. Porky asks about Daffy's muscles and the stagecoach come crashing down on the duck the instant he realizes what he's doing is impossible. Next Daffy tries to blow up Taz, tricking him into a game of hide and seek to keep him in place for a while.
The blast stuns Dripalong, but Taz is unaffected. While Daffy is out, Porky deftly disposes of the Tasmanian Devil simply by throwing a bone into a passing boxcar. Porky congratulates a bewildered Daffy, at least until the townsfolk catch up with him. They're mad about their town being destroyed.
Page 1: The poker (it's always poker) players, with guns drawn, each hold three aces. Page 1: Daffy includes used car salesmen in his list of evildoers. A bit anachronistic, but an assessment too often accurate. Page 3: Taz was quite devastating, the piano player holds a white flower, which is supposed to be a lily, indicating his deceased state. Page 3: Daffy's comment about needing to many boxes of cereal to get his badge fits with promotions that once required a number of cereal box tops to get a premiums. The 'proof of purchase' has been made easier to handle since then. Page 4: Taz must have been hungry, coughing up a horseshoe and all... Page 9: Here's Daffy asking "Got Milk?" like the cover refers to. And he's got the right idea for the comment about spicy nachos on page 8. Milk is better than water for recovering from too spicy foods.
The town seems to have two names. The sign in the second panel of page 2 is for Villa Tranquila, and on page 10 Porky refers to it as Gutrot Gulch Page 3: Those darts would be more likely found in a British pub than in a western saloon.As he struggles from the failure of his latest attempt to get the Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote spots a recruitment poster and decides to join the Army. Applying military training, the coyote sets up an obstacle course. Road Runner burns right through it, leaving Wile E. caught in the remains.
Wile E. then tries using a rather large gun, but the recoil is more than he expects and can handle, resulting in another painful failure. Next he tries a heat-seeking missile, which locks on to the sun... and takes it out! Finally the Coyote uses a laughing gas grenade, but has problems when the wind shifts from Road Runner's zipping by. Frustrated, Wile E. gives up on the Army and discovers the Navy...and then discovers he's landlocked.
Page 4: Early heat seeking missiles did get confused by the sun. Page 5: Wind was a real problem with chemical weapons, there being at least one case in World War One where gas was blown back onto those who had released it. Though laughing gas was not used as a weapon, similar things were considered later, the idea being to incapacitate, rather than kill, an enemy. Shouldn't Wile E. have had to deal with boot camp? And have had to stay in the Army after joining? Or maybe they didn't want him. The latinized name thing is used excessively here. That, like many things, is only good in moderation.At Acme Express Delivery, Daffy Duck and Speedy Gonzales get word there will be downsizing and the one of them that delivers the most packages will keep their job. As Daffy starts boasting, Speedy starts delivering. The duck sets about changing things by loading a truck to make many deliveries at once but the mouse's zipping around confounds Daffy's attempt at loading.
Daffy tries slowing Speedy down with some glue, but ends up only gluing himself and at about the worst time too. He then tries a mousetrap, but the mouse's speed sends the trap flying to Daffy. The next attempt involves a curious device that is supposed to amplify gravity, but the first attempt at using fails as the duck didn't turn it on and the second brings an airplane down on top of Daffy.
Finally Daffy simply changes an address on a package Speedy will deliver, sending the mouse to the far side of the earth. A quick change of the names on the board to keep track of who did how much and the boss is quite impressed with Daffy. Just as the boss gives Daffy the job, Speedy returns with a parcel for Daffy to handle. The occupant of the parcel, Taz, is rather upset and chases after Daffy...
Acme Express Delivery is not the Postal Service, yet the parcels are stamped and even cancelled as if they were going through the mails. Page 4: Which metal piece of the trap is above the other? That changes from the third to fourth panel.* Issue Index * Tabular Issue Index * Story Index * Creative People * Disclaimer *
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