In an ancient stone chamber a frightened Daffy, wearing Indiana Jones attire, is on a small raised platform surrounded by a veritable sea of scraggly grey rabbits. The duck exclaims, "AAAHH! Rabbits! I hate rabbits!" Above are the words Looney Tunes in a style similar to the title for the 1981 film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of Lost Ark. Amongst the background hieroglyphics are the letters WB.
The story opens with a map showing Speedy Gonzales' roundabout route to his tribe in Mousu Picchu and his narration explains he was summoned to protect a treasure from a greedy archeologist. The treasure is under a curse, it is said, and only the speedy will survive. Arriving, the mouse encounters Daffy in the form of Indiana "Itz" Mine. Itz doesn't quite understand the glyphs he is looking at, which provide warning. The glyphs include a picture showing mice tying up Sylvester.
The mouse and the duck quickly strike a deal that seems to be in the duck's favor and set off into an ancient ruin. Itz ignores Speedy's warning about a tripline and gets his beak knocked off by the first trap. Next, he refuses to believe a caution about a light beam and gets clobbered again.
Itz gets it again as walls close in on him, but Speedy's size permits the mouse a ready escape. Using his whip to swing over a pit doesn't work as planned, but triggers another trap. What appears to be the final obstacle is an oddly colored floor, which must be crossed in by careful placement of each hand and foot on certain colors. When Itz makes a mistake, he gets clobbered.
Itz finally manages to take hold of the idol he sought and makes a staggering discovery: it is made of cheese, not gold. The duck makes a comment about the legend of gold and gives the boulder that clobbered him a solid kick, hurting his foot. Speedy closes with the same punning line as he opened with and we see what Itz has just missed. Itz's kick knocked off some of the outer covering and shows the boulder to be made of gold inside.
Sylvester is just about to eat Tweety when Granny stops him by forceful application of a broom. Granny has had enough and takes the two to The Natural Reorder where Noah Sark promises to teach them to get along. The place is filled with natural enemies getting along very friendly with one another.
Noah starts with a group counseling session, in which Sylvester's predatory tendencies show up repeatedly despite various attempts at changing them. He can't talk when passed a 'talking stick' as his mouth is full. After he falls backwards and is caught, he catches Tweety, but in a frying pan. A padded fight doesn't have the desired effect when some padding is lost.
It is time for deeper investigation. Noah gets Sylvester to talk of his kittenhood and what his dreams were. Tweety hears a line about sharing and switches on the PA system so when the cat admits to just wanting to be a ballerina the entire place hears it, with predictable results. One last thing, considered more extreme, is tried. Sylvester and Tweety (along with many others) reverse roles and speak out what they think of the other. This seems to work out.
Noah returns the cat and bird to a pleasantly surprised Granny. The next day, however, reveals a problem. The role reversal worked rather too well.
Daffinia Duckfired, really Daffy Duck in costume, is at the door introducing herself with some impressive credentials. The introduction falls flat on the gorilla who has answered the door, however. With a rather rough entrance behind her, Daffinia impresses the lady of the house and is hired as nanny.
The gorillas leave for work, leaving Daffinia with amazing instructions to look after Junior, who she has yet to see. Daffinia relaxes, eating and watching TV and enjoying the idea of getting paid for doing that. Then Junior wakes up with a loud wail and Daffinia discovers that Junior is rather large, gigantic, in fact.
Junior isn't satisfied with a rattle, or with Daffinia. The duck finally gets the message that he's hungry and so prepares the large meal mentioned in the instructions and Junior is fed, though not without incident. Afterwards they play a game and just as Daffinia thinks she's in the clear, Junior falls on her.
When the two gorillas return from work all appears well, almost. While Junior is fine and fast asleep Daffinia is in bandages and quits on the spot. Looking for another job, Daffinia, or rather Daffy, is attracted to an opening in Acme infomercials.
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Last update 10 January 2000