Penelope Cat is surprised as she raises the cover of a platter and finds, instead of the food that would be expected, Pepe Le Pew grinning past the apple he holds in his teeth as he poses on a bed of lettuce.
At a tennis resort, a worker is marking a court's bounds when Pepe Le Pew's odor sends him fleeing. As he flees, he leaves a wide white chalk line on Penelope's back. Penelope doesn't have much time to wonder what happened as Pepe immediately appears and starts his overenthusiastic wooing.
Penelope escapes and tries to defend herself with a machine that rapidly serves tennis balls but Pepe is adept at deflecting the projectiles. She tries running into a garden maze only to find the skunk not far behind. The cat then uses a hose as a rope and rigs a quick trap that should delay Pepe a bit as she makes her escape to a steam room.
Penelope is surprised when she find Pepe is already in the steam room. A quick towel snap later and she disappears, to hide in a covered platter. The platter, however, is delivered to the honeymoon suite which Pepe has reserved. But it's only Penelope who enjoys the suite as after she calls for housecleaning a no-nonsense cleaning lady shows up and starts to chase Pepe out.
The three bears are nearly buried in bills and so Paw decides they need to make some extra money and that taking boarders is the way to do it. He ignores Maw's protests and Junyer's silly questions. He also ignores Junyer's attempts at warning him of bees when he makes a sign with part of a hive.
Daffy walks by and a notepad drops out of his briefcase. Paw reads it and assumes the duck is a reviewer from a large newspaper. He tries to see to it that Daffy gets ideal treatment so that he'll write a good review for the bears. Of course with Junyer around, things don't go as planned. Just showing Daffy to his bed sends the duck flying up, then crashing down, bouncing into a ceiling fan, and finally partway through a wall and partway into an oven.
Paw tries to make up for it all with a good meal, but the main dish is roast duck. Daffy makes a show of being offended and storming out, putting on more clothes than he wore in. He returns, without the clothes, offering to give the bears another chance. Paw even offers Daffy the use of his chair. The bears leave alone to rest, but when they look in on him later, they find all furniture other than the chair is gone. Junyer begs Daffy not to write a bad review and Daffy explains he doesn't write anything. He sells burglar alarms and only does security reviews. As he was able to make off with so much, he suggests the bears need an alarm. Instead of buying Daffy's line, or an alarm, Paw chases after Daffy, ranting about dinner plans.
Wile E. Coyote introduces himself, as a genius, to Bugs and asks invites the rabbit to appear in a television commercial for newest device, the Rapid Rabbit Roaster. Bugs appears to agree and climbs into the roaster, but sits in a such a way that the lid cannot be closed. Wile E. demonstrates how Bugs should fit into the device by getting into it himself. The rabbit closes the lid and activates the roaster. After a bit of activity the roaster opens to reveal a singed coyote as Bugs almost congratulates him with a rather sarcastic quip.
Bugs burrows is burrowing his to Pismo Beach, but emerges instead in a museum's early man exhibit where he trips an alarm. As Bugs tries get involved in what he takes as a clambake, security guard Elmer Fudd is alerted to the intrusion. Fudd tries sneaking up on the Bugs just as the rabbit realizes that nothing is real. Fudd gets treated as if he's an exhibit prop as well.
Elmer tries to handcuff Bugs, who he accuses of being a thief after the Hopeless diamond, only find himself handcuffed to a museum exhibit. Bugs does have a look at the diamond, but tosses it away when he finds it has no carrots. Elmer catches the gem, but loses some teeth and knocks over another exhibit doing so.
Bugs is next found looking at dinosaur skeletons when Elmer catches up with him. A few bones removed from one skeleton leave Elmer precariously holding it up. Bugs helps him keep cool by aiming a fan toward him. Bugs also just happens to season a carrot with some pepper.
The next morning, museum visitors see an odd sight as Bugs has rearranged and added to the early man exhibit, making it look more like the beach vacation he had intended. Elmer can't do anything about it as he's rather wrapped up in an Egyptian exhibit...
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Last updated 18 December 2003