Pepe stands in a stunned Taz's mouth, holding it open. Pepe explains, "No, monsieur Taz! I am zee lover... not zee fighter!"
Once again Pepe Le Pew chases Penelope through Paris. The chase leads into a beauty salon, which quickly evacuates. A hair dryer accident leaves Penelope's fur big and frazzled. Meanwhile, Taz has escaped and winds up in the same salon where he sees the hapless cat. The Tasmanian devil mistakes her for a she-devil.
Pepe does not welcome his rival, challenging Taz to a duel. Taz accepts, slapping Pepe aside. Pepe tries attacking with a broom, only to have it transformed into a stub. At this, Pepe seems ready to give up but then Taz uses one of Pepe's lines and that's more than he can stand. Pepe uses a bucket to clobber Taz, but then Penelope uses the same technique on Pepe.
Penelope shows she has chosen the dazed Taz over Pepe. Le Pew is stunned at his defeat, but he doesn't give up easily. Instead, he manages to get his fur to be unruly and resumes the chase. Both Taz and Penelope flee from the persistent skunk.
A starving Pete Puma thinks his hunger has him hearing music when Yosemite hikes by, singing to himself. Sam begins exploring a cave as Pete figures him for a meal. The puma tries to crush Sam with a rock, but ends up traveling with the rock instead. While Pete deals with his situation, Sam finds diamonds covering the cave walls and sets a rather large explosive charge.
Pete manages to return in time to get clobbered by diamonds freed in the blast, though Sam notices neither Pete nor any freed diamonds. Determined to get the gems, Yosemite Sam sets up a rocket on rails to blast the diamonds out. The puma, assuming it's Sam on the rails, plans to grab Sam as he passes by, but gets clobbered by the rocket instead.
Sam finally resorts to his pick and barely taps the cave wall. Unlike the big blasts, this causes an avalanche of cave wall and gems which sweep both Sam and Pete into a pit. Climbing out isn't possible, according to Sam, and Pete still hasn't eaten. Sam suggests barbecuing the diamonds. The pair heat the gems over a fire and the puma samples them, declaring them rather crunchy as he loses his teeth.
In the early hours of the morning Sylvester's loud stomach rumblings wake him up. The cat tries yet again to satisfy his hunger with Tweety. This time Tweety stuffs Sylvester's mouth with a sandwich. Sylvester finds himself in pain as the sandwich was loaded with hot sauce. The cat takes a drink offered by Tweety, but it's the hot sauce rather than a cola. The cat bolts through a wall, and Tweety figures Sylvester will sleep well when he stops running.
In television-like panels Road Runner is shown kicking a boulder off of a cliff and Wile E. Coyote is shown in the boulder's shadow at the bottom the cliff. After the crash, the last thing shown in a TV-screen panel, Daffy takes pictures of himself atop the boulder as he proclaims himself the world's best private investigator. Meanwhile Porky actually examines the scene.
Porky quickly makes an accurate, if obvious, diagnosis and Daffy notices a rope. Daffy's first reason for considering the rope useful is a silly, but it is evidence. The duck does come with an idea of what happened, though he does mention less than ethical means of getting that idea. Daffy demonstrates the events that events that he thinks lead to the coyote's crushing. In the process, he crushes himself. Despite Porky's doubts, Daffy proclaims the coyote's situation to be a self-inflicted accident.
Not much later Daffy and Porky are alarmed as they look under a sheet. What they see is not the mangled coyote, but an indignant Elmer Fudd who had been resting in what seems to be a carrot patch. As Daffy examines a partly eaten carrot, Bugs appears. The rabbit suggests that maybe there was a carrot avalanche and then empties a truck load of carrots onto the doubting duck. Elmer says that is what really did happen.
After quickly dealing with lab results completely unrelated to case, Daffy accuses Bugs of being behind Elmer's mishap. Bugs seems to go along with that, but warns the duck away from a shed. Naturally Daffy has to look inside that shed and finds it filled with weapons and explosives. Elmer realizes the shed belongs to him and not Bugs, confirming Daffy's suspicions. Porky escapes in time to see Bugs push a plunger and set off all the explosives...
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